Leg Pulling is nothing but connection pooling for life time: That’s what friends for!!
Life have number of problems, Pain, Pleasure, enjoy, but we are not complete without friends. Friends are not always help but trouble in manner of leg Pulling and irritating. Here I come with few scenario of life, I am we all have such kind of memory in life, let’s remember the golden memory and make a smile.
Story-1
Be aware with Close friends!!
It was just second month in college, as usual all smart boys started doing their best to impress beauties. We had group of around ten boys. Suddenly one day, the most gunda guys of team ask us to wait after classes are over. When we meet in evening, then I get to know, agenda of meeting, our champ boy, Brace was in love and planning to propose. He doesn’t want to fail, so taking experts opinion. What I feel, Sandy his roommate giving all ideas, to impress her. Finally we decide tomorrow when she comes to college, propose her, as she is already friend so chances are there, and next is your fate. We all had sleepless night; He is first Man of team, who is going to face the Kargil war. When we wake up in morning Seven O’clock we saw sandy was coming back from market, his face was down. I asked, hey Sandy what’s wrong Man, looking so dull in morning itself, where you went all alone in morning, Sandy didn’t replied. When we reached college, we get to know the reason; What Sandy did in early morning. We were in college lawn waiting for right time to propose her. Suddenly she came to us, and started scolding Brace, when we asked what happens, she told us. This Idiot called me, early morning when I was sleeping. My mother pick the call, without even verify, He told I LOVE YOU to my mother and GOD knows what else he spoke. We were started laughing, but Sandy turns blue. I asked did he call through his mobile, she told no, he called form PCO. Oh My God, That was Sandy. When we charge him, he told you all helping him, don’t even asked to me what is in my heart, yes, I did mistake, didn’t even care who is on another end, I proposed. We console him, not bad try few more time may be her mother, give you exposure. From that day we announce, if its matter of girl and affair keep Sandy away. So guys always be careful when you planning to propose someone.
Story-2
Friends may kick your Back
It is time when we were in third year of college, our level of idiotism grown more than expected. That was the time when half of us don’t have cell phone, one of our teammate used to get to bill of 1200 per months. One day his father called us and reported same. We all knew he is kind of romantic boy, but for local call this amount is too much. Our life style was typical gunda style, playing card till mid nights. We never use his room even his roommate was leader of us. One night when, we done with our daily routine around 1AM, we went to his room, he was sleeping but his cell was calling mode and computer had all romantic songs going on. We get to know why every night all lovely music and bill is so high. Sudden Idea comes in my dear friend brain, he played X-rated movie, need not to say, what horrible sound comes from that. We were observing when cell be off, but unfortunately it was continue, how long guys can control this kind of situation, so we all started laughing. Suddenly call ended, but the boy wake up, he heard that sound and rush to his cell, He started shouted on us. I asked him what wrong Man is, it’s not completely new in college hostel, why are you reacting so horrible. He was unable explain, as he was not aware we know the entire story. Next day was too bad for him, when he told it was not him, but we were, she realizes why we laugh. His all effort and expense become useless, she refused him, Sorry Bro, better luck next time.
Story-3
When you become Idiot
My second year of industry, We have seen so many up and down till that, I was similar to visiting developer for company. Minimum 2 days in week, I used to Work from home, everyone knew that, I have no home connectivity. One evening we all packed up early from office getting ready to start, as it was rainy day, I got a call, a lovely sound other end. All curious guys come closer to know, who she is? She was started scolding me, why the hell are you late, by this time you should been with me. I was surprised, who is she? Team started enjoying, Anna told me, Wow man you have girl friend and never told us, what can I say about that, I wish, if would have right. I asked her name, she told me, come meet then you will remember me. I was quite confused, So I asked her, when did I asked you to meet me and where. Her reply was so horrible, you drunken fool, you can’t even remember yesterdays think, how you will remember me for long term. I was frustrated so cut the call. Anna dropped me half of the way, however in between I got more than 10 calls. Anna suggested go and meet, she may know you and like to meet, prefer public place. When I reached the place she called me, and ring her she asked me come near to my house only, as it will be easy for me to return back.
Ok as you wish, when I reached to place rain already started, I called her again she asked me to cross the road, am there in white dress and in white car. As soon as I cross the road, she sms me sorry, my Dad came so am leaving. I tried to call her she didn’t pick.
I was really excited to meet her, so I replied to her SMS, can’t Buddha (Old Man/her Dad) wait for few minutes, end of the day am his in-law. No reply, it was night 11 PM I had no sleep, thinking about mysterious girl.
I decided to call one my senior girl and give her that no, asked to call and ask her name, She asked me story, as soon as she get to know that, She started scaring me, May be ghost, all white, or someone trapping you. Finally no use to call her.
It was night 12 PM, when I got her SMS, she asked me you don’t get sleep, thinking for me, Baby. Be a good boy sleep now. When I decided to scared her by telling all lies, like am a army officer do you know, what may be result of troubling me, She replied with my all details including my address. GOD who can do this to me as, I don’t have any girl so close friend.
I decided to use the last weapon, I send her sms, “ Baby whoever you are doesn’t matter, you are the one, whom GOD created for me, I am mad for you now, tell me your address I will in night itself, who will wait for morning” Please baby. I know this will work, she replied and ask me not to send this kind of sms, She called me back, I get to know she was my X-colleague, We laugh on my stupidity , but I felt I missed one chance.
Summary:
Don’t miss single chance of leg Pulling that for what friends are. Create a memory of magic for life time. When someone remembers he gets a smile on face.
Thanks:
Dewendra K Pandey
